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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

#4 Prostitute in Kazakhstan

Just because Isla Fischer is preggers that doesn’t mean Sasha Cohen (aka Borat) has turned his back on his sister, the #4 Prostitute in Kazakhstan. And now we’ve got a brand new Borat Tee with that killer quote to add to our already magnificent collection. So get your own #4 Prostitute in Kazakhstan tshirt, sticker, mug, hat or pillow.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Hug It Out Bitch

Of all the sexual fantasies, the stuffed animal fetish featured in last night’s episode has to be the absolute weirdest. Leave it to Drama and Turtle to find someone into something that wacky as part of their Day F*ckers bet. But all is not lost: at least Ari’s working a little more on his anger issues. (I don’t know if any of you noticed, but he was actually tearing up a little when he begged the Briar Country Day School’s headmaster to let his son in.) But before Ari gets too soft, buy yourself one of our brand new Hug It Out Bitch tees to show you're a fan of the old hyped up Ari. Hey, might as well get one for everybody in your entourage.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Don't Call Me Shirley

Here’s one that’s going to blow your mind. It’s been 27 years since Airplane was released. (I know! I remember watching that on the Beta video player we rented from Erols back when they were video stores and not internet providers...) Now Dr. Rumack had to be Leslie Nielson’s best role. Although most of you probably know him from the Scary Movie series (1 through—what is it now? 20?) He had some killer lines in Airplane. Like the Shirley scene. (Which, incidentally, is #79 on the American Film Institute's list of Top 100 movie quotes.) And guess what? Yeah, you know it. We got a T-shirt with Don’t Call Me Shirley. And one with What’s your vector, Victor. Funny and retro. Cha-ching!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Grey's Anatomy Tshirt

Sure, in real life Patrick Dempsey’s married with a coupla kids, but hey, dreaming is free, right? Truly a Dr. McDreamy… Whether or not you’re a fan of Grey’s Anatomy and the folks at Seattle Grace you can’t deny that Dr. Derek Shepherd is one good-looking character. And now you can get yourself one of our I (heart) Dr. McDreamy tees--just in case next time you run into one of his look-alikes.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Brand New Unofficial Knocked Up Tees

Here’s a little mind-bender to add to the old “if a tree falls in a wood” genre: Isn’t it weird how chairs exist even when you’re not sitting on them? Another gem from the Knocked Up Vegas scene… Shrooms and Cirque de Soleil make for some good times. Well, now we’ve got a new tee with this awesome Knocked Up quote so check it out along with Flesh Of The Stars over at

Monday, July 23, 2007

New Talladega Nights Tee

You’ve gotta check out this new Talladega Nights tshirt we just got in: I piss excellence. It features the best quote of the whole film and one of Will Ferrell’s all time funniest moments. Of course we’ve still got the old favorites like "Shake n' Bake" ts and "I want to go fast" tees so now you can have a whole set to wow your friends with your uber-coolness.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Nacho Libre

Who’s your favorite Luchador? El Nacho Libre, of course. Okay, maybe this wasn’t Jack Black’s best performance (School of Rock wins that contest hands down) but you gotta admit that outfit is hilarious. Although the sport itself is a little out there to begin with. (Is it me or is this stuff totally reminiscent of WWF meets Kiss?) But once you add Black’s wacky ways you’ve got some damn good stuff. And of course we’ve got some kick-ass Nacho Libre tshirts. Wear ‘em and everybody’ll think you’re cool. Promise.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Unofficial Entourage California Home Grown Trucker Hats & Tees

Best episode yet, right? But you knew from the moment Drama saw that medical marijuana hat on that hombre in Barney’s that it would be. And now we’ve got ‘em—our own unofficial Entourage California Home Grown trucker hats, tshirts, and stickers. So might as well get your own as soon as you can. I mean, who knows? It just may make you as cool as Drama. But next time you’re bugging out why don’t you just help yourself and embrace it? (And while we’re at it, let’s get a coupla whoo-whoos over here, huh?)

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

If You Build It They Will Come Tee

How could Field of Dreams not have been one of the best movies of ’89? You’ve got baseball, James Earl Jones, Ray Liotta and Kevin Costner: what’s not to like? And one of the most touching scenes is the one where Ray Liotta/aka Shoeless Joe Jackson points Costner to his long-dead father. But not to worry because our feature Tshirt boasts the most famous line of the film: “If you build it they will come.”

Monday, July 16, 2007

It's A Barack Thang Tee

It’s never too soon to show your support for next year’s presidential election. Lucky for you we just got in a new Liberal Tee: so get your own “It’s A Barack Thang” tshirt and stand proud. And while you’re at it, check out our other liberal t-shirts. (Of course, if you swing the other way, we’ve got a couple conservative tees, too.)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

New Anchorman Tee

We don’t care what anyone says: Anchorman quotes never get old. Especially the used diaper ones. (Wait. There’s only one* used diaper quote...) But now we’ve got a shirt for it. Just a bit of advice: probably not a good idea to wear this one to work…

* Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Filmmaker Tees

Whether you’re a film buff, a wannabe, or an aspiring auteur, you gotta check out this cool site,, for filmmakers and film enthusiasts. Connect with your peeps and share in those moments of recognition as film people unite in a glance with these awesome new tees for everyone whether you’re a mild enthusiast or, like Dwight Schrute, have seen over 240 and counting.

A lot of the shirts they sell on the site are aimed at the industry—they’ve got categories like Overheard on Set, Departmental Grief and Independent Film—but the quotes are universal. (How many people do you know who could wear the It’s All About Me shirt with a straight face? And come on, couldn’t we all use a new It Is What It Is tee just to keep things in perspective?)

Aside from the industry jargon, they’ve also got some of our own Ts like Let’s Hug It Out, More Cowbell, and Stewart/Colbert ’08. So head on over and take a look. You’ll be glad you did.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Scrubs Tees

You can always count on the folks over at Sacred Heart Hospital to inject a moral lesson in every episode. (Sorta Doogie Howser of ‘em, huh?) And the music on the show’s always interesting. Remember that episode with the robe-wearing sprees? (They’re wearing paramilitary garb now, though. Which is soooo much cooler.) Lucky for you, you’ll be a swanky in one of our Scrubs Tees—from Sacred Heart to Sasha to I Like Sports. Always in style.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Rehab is for quitters

Nooooo.... Our Rehab Is For Quitters tshirt isn’t a plug for that saucy Brit, Amy Winehouse. And hey: addiction is a serious disease. Really. But you gotta admit the shirt’s funny. Be careful, though: someone may think you’re a fan of some obscure post punk band.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Unofficial Borat Tee

So your favorite Kazakhstani may be based on a real guy. But then I guess we all knew the fake-umentary was based on reality, that’s part of what make it so hilarious. (I mean, my god: remember the racist frat boys in the RV?) Still, he’s gotten a lot of flak for the anti-semite, Anti-semite, anti-gypsy, and anti-Kazakhstani comments in the movie. The Kazakhstani government even tried to sue him. (Weirdly, Borat supported the lawsuit.) Well, now you can let everybody know that you get the joke with one of our twelve Borat Tees—from our newest, A Very Nice How Much tshirt, to the classic Sexy Time and Jagshemash ts.

Monday, July 2, 2007


Deliverance may be one of the creepiest films ever made. After seeing the oh-so-subtly threatening dueling banjo scene most of couldn’t hear the banjo-twang without having flashbacks of sadistic rednecks crashing through the Appalachian underbrush. It’s been more than three decades since the film came out and there’s no doubt that it’s a classic. So show you know good film-making when you see it with our new Deliverance tee: Paddle faster, I hear banjos.

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