Saturday, November 29, 2008
These awesome funny Hanukkah t-shirts make great gifts for the holidays! Be sure to check out our funny Christmas t-shirts for the Goyim too! We've got a Hanukkah gift for every bubby, altacocker, and bubbellah. I know what you're thinking, "I should buy this schlock?" You should be so lucky as to own some of these shirts. Now don't worry yourself—you won't get a shmata because all products come with a 100% satisfaction guarantee and returns are so easy any schlub can do it . Now, go, enjoy our Chanukah T-Shirts! They're so funny you might pish your pants!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Christmas is right around the corner, folks, so start stocking up now on all your little secret santa and stocking gifts! We've got some fabulous designs and funny gifts that'll make the perfect treat for your friends, family and coworkers.
Like our You'll Shoot Your Eye Out shirt... Remember that movie? Hilarious.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Hanukkah doesn't start until December 21 this year but that doesn't mean you can't start now amassing eight gifts for each of your friends and family. Classics like I Made It Out Of Clay and Chai Five are sure to please but don't forget about our edgier Chai Times for the hipper among your pals.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sure, Thanksgiving isn't over yet but that doesn't mean it's not too early to start your Christmas shopping. Our funny Christmas t-shirts and funny Christmas gifts are the perfect little something for coworkers and friends--and they make fantastic stocking stuffers. Order some now so you'll have tons of perfect gifts on hand for that last minute Christmas party!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Inspired by Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, this snazzy Suck It Trebek shirt features a hip retro look. And since the t-shirt is super soft you'll love to wear it as much as you loved the skit.
Monday, November 10, 2008
No matter if you voted for Obama or McCain, I think we all can agree that this country runs on coffee. (Where else could a place like Starbucks have been such an overwhelming success?) And now you can grab our newest Clutchtees.com design: Coffee is for closers!
You don't even need to know that it's a reference to Alec Baldwin's awesome role in Glengarry Glen Ross to enjoy this tee, although it'll certainly make you appear cooler to those in the know.
The shirt features a hip, cool design and the line is so true everyone will chuckle when they see you--even if they don't get the reference.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Okay, maybe it's not the funniest Seinfeld moment, but it sure ranks up there: when Elaine tells that woman who keeps referring to her fiance as "baby" that "Maybe The Dingo Ate Your Baby." And yes, now we've got a t-shirt with just that line. (I know: what are the chances?) A cool shirt with a cool design that tells everybody not only are you a Seinfeld fan but that you actually remember some of the classic episodes. It'll be a hit at parties!
Buy one now. (See how powerful we are here at Clutchtees: the Jedi mind trick even works via blog post.)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Did you vote yet? Depending on where you live it could be hours, so bring a book. (And a cup of coffee.) And of course, make sure you've got your Obama 2008 t-shirt or McCain button well covered when you're within 100 yards of the voting booths! Of course, wear it proud once you're done.
You've still got a couple of hours to order your political gifts so you can show all your friends you were that confident your guy was going to win.