Left-handers have got a raw deal for a while now, what with left-handedness historically being considered evil and a sigh of witchcraft in many cultures and all. Hell, in some countries they forbade it altogether But now, scientists think that left-handedness might be cause by a surge of testosterone at birth. That’s right, being left-handed might just be caused by being too damn manly.
It's not surprising when you look at all these famous left-handed people in history. Probably the surge of testosterone was given to a special few to give them an evolutionary advantage while fighting multiple bears. Or maybe it’s just a gift from God for being super awesome.
So it turns out that all those people trying to crush your left-handedness or accusing you of being the son of the devil were just jealous. After all, since a surge of testosterone can be caused by stress, it probably meant that your mom fought off a tiger while in labor or something. How many people can say that?
You can show your rebellious left-handed pride by wearing this Trust Me I’m Left Handed T-shirt.
It’s also available in women’s sizes, because high testosterone in the female brain is nothing to be ashamed of. Female southpaws, you too can take pride in fight wild animals while wearing this shirt. And possibly zombies.
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