Chicks Dig the Uniform

Star trek has got a bad rap these days. Some people might think there’s nothing less conductive to relations with the opposite sex than declaring yourself a Star Trek fan.

But they’re wrong. For a start, nothing is sexy like a man in uniform. Put William Shatner in a uniform and what does he look like? A chick magnet. And McCoy and Spock were pretty successful with the ladies, too.

Also, the vintage Star Trek uniforms were great. Nothing says ‘Captain of a goddamn starship’ like bright yellow shirts, sparkly badges and knee-high boots. Sure, a lot of Star Trek fans go for Next Generation, but they too are wrong. Captain Picard? Clearly no Kirk. Come on, the guy had a counselor on the deck so that the aliens attacking them could discuss their feelings with each other. For some reason that military strategy hasn't really caught on in the present day.




Could Picard do this? I don’t think so.

Not to mention those lame dull-colored uniforms everyone was wearing. Everyone knows that if you’re in the blackness of space, you need to liven things up with bright-colored uniforms, multicolored sparkly control panel buttons, and that little screen at Spock’s station with the black and white spiral on it. What did that screen do? It looked fucking cool, that’s what. On the other hand, suicide rates must have been incredibly high on the new Enterprise with only that muted gray and purple eighties décor to drown out the space boredom and soul-crushing blackness around you.

Celebrate real vintage Star Trek uniforms and the women they attracted with this Chicks Dig the Uniform Star Trek t-shirt.

Wear the t-shirt, show your pride. It’s second in sexiness only to dressing up like Kirk himself.