Also, it features a scene where Arnie stabs a guy all the way through, pinning him to the wall behind him, and tells him “Stick around.” This sequence should be mandatory in all movies, including children’s animation and romantic comedies.
This movie was made back in the day, when men were men and monsters were tall guys in suits, rather than those lame CG creatures which always look too shiny and which none of the characters ever seem to be looking at directly. Before directors started featuring modern-day Predators having weird onscreen quasi-romances with heroines. Before director John McTiernan started making films like Rollerball. Before Arnie starred in the two most recent Terminator movies. It was 1987, and those were the days.
But one thing that wasn’t so good about 1987 was that you couldn’t get this shirt:
This t-shirt's slogan reminds us all of the glorious moment when we all learned that we could outrun a large nuclear explosion just by riding away in a helicopter. This easily beat the previous action movie method of simply diving away from large explosions in ultra slow motion. And as a bonus, when this situation inevitably arises in real life, your Get To Da Choppa shirt will let everyone around you know exactly what to do.
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