We Like Sports!

You may be socially awkward, unattractive, or have obscure interests, like composing insulting acrostics to insert into serious legal documents. But if you like sports, you can still be a genius at making friends.

It doesn’t even matter what the social context is. For example, in a bar, you can sit down next to someone and say:

“I see that you are watching sports. I too enjoy sports. My favorite part is when a player on my team does something that gives the team an advantage over the other one.”

Immediately, you will have made a new friend.

Even in other contexts, like at a funeral, or inside a burning building, or at a funeral inside a burning building, you can still use sports as a conversational talisman by simply saying to the person next to you:

“How about that local sports team? They sure play better than that rival team from the state or district that is next to ours.”

Or:

“Can you believe that sports player that has been featured on several of the news channels lately? I sure do have some opinions on all of the interesting things that people are saying about him on that show about sports.”

Conversation started! There are literally thousands of ways liking that sports can be your entry into social mastery.

But why put yourself to the trouble when you can simply wear a shirt like this?

This ‘I Like Sports’ t-shirt will demonstrate to everyone around you that you too are a cool, sports-loving person that they can start one of the above conversations with. Then you can just sit back, relax, and let the popularity pour in.