Define "Girlfriend"

Clutch Tees delivers a shirt that is sure to get laughs from all your friends (probably not your girlfriend though...).


Get your "Define Girlfriend" shirt for your nights out on the town, and you'll have a sure fire conversation starter!

Trust Me, I'm A Former Pretend Doctor

Whether we watched the episodes when they originally aired, or caught the reruns growing up, we all remember Doogie Howser as the sweet baby-faced young kid who struggled between being a good doctor and enjoying his teen years to their fullest. Not surprisingly, it wasn't always easy. Still, we loved him and trusted his judgment, so Clutch Tees is giving you a chance to harness Doogie's energy with this "Trust Me, I'm A Pretend Doctor" t-shirt.

Ask Me About My Stimulus Package

It's topical. It's also kind of an insinuation of sorts... Get yourself one of Clutch Tees' "Ask Me About My Stimulus Package" shirts and see which of your friends get the joke, and which of your friends come looking for a bailout.

You can also check out other funny t-shirts here!

Chicks Dig the Uniform

Big fan of Star Trek? Need all the single ladies to know it? Grab this funny vintage "Chicks Dig the Uniform" shirt from Clutch Tees to advertise exactly how cool you are!

Ridonkulous

When there are no words for how redic a situation can get...make one up. Clutch Tees dropped this Ridonkulous t-shirt on our site just for this purpose! Snatch one up along with other funny tees available right now!