Be Excellent To Each Other

Not only were Bill S. Preston, Esquire and “Ted” Theodore Logan an essential part in the cultural development for anyone over 25 (and many people younger than that, if they were fortunate), their religious teachings clearly represented an apex in the history of human ethics. That’s why Bill and Ted, even close to twenty years later, were included in this recent inspirational speech.

Unfortunately, lately there is talk of a remake in the air. The idea of which is ridiculous, because both Bill and Ted movies were a product of their time, and not just in terms of clothes and language. Wanting to be in a hard-rock garage band in this day and age? Who are they supposedly emulating, Coldplay? And although Doctor Who can get away with it because he’s a Time Lord as well as an anachronistic English dude, it’s actually really hard to find a time-travelling phone booth these days.

But still, there is a remote possibility that this new film will be a success. That is why you should be sure to start wearing this shirt now. Then you can carry the receipt and use it as proof that you liked the original before it was cool:

The “Be Excellent to Each Other” shirt allows you to express your love for this unique and endangered piece of classical culture, while also conveying Bill and Ted’s wise elucidation of ethical thought.