But hey, beards grow back. And in the meantime you can take comfort in this poster:
Yes, Chuck Norris had the balls to make a movie co-starring a dog. Also, look at that photo of the guy. Not only is he not practicing gun safety, he is actually apparently trying to fire the gun with his second knuckle. Now given that he’s a cop and has presumably has at least some pistol training, one must conclude that he has deliberately chosen his idiosyncratic gun habits because he’s just that good. After all, he doesn’t really have to rely on guns when he has a) world-class martial arts skills and b) a dog partner.
All else aside, how could there be anything wrong with admiring a dude who is that sure about himself? It leads one to believe that maybe he shaved off his beard for a good reason, one that is simply beyond the comprehension of us normal people.
Which is why it’s still okay to wear this t-shirt. In fact, it’s a must.












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