And why not celebrate? If you have any Irish blood in you, be thankful, because it’s one of the few ethnic backgrounds that is fashionable these days. Think about it: do people go around celebrating being English? Do English people get cool movies made about them being divine assassins and fighting Daniel Day-Lewis? No; they just get to be the bad guys in sci-fi movies.
If you don’t have Irish blood in you, now is the chance to get some. And by ‘blood’ we mean ‘beer’. And by ‘beer’ we mean ‘a lot of it’.
And you can do it while wearing one of these T-shirts:
Or if that doesn’t suit, one of our other fine St Patrick’s Day T-shirts, like this one. Keep in mind that unlike Fosters beer and Australia, people in the country that Guinness is associated with actually do drink it, so don’t worry at all about being inauthentic.