Don't Get Pinched

St Patrick’s Day: not only the only ethnic celebration to be observed on a wide scale internationally, it’s the only celebration to be centered almost entirely around drinking. We suspect that one of these things might be related to the other. The honor given to St Patrick is partially based on the legend that in the fifth century he drove all the snakes out of Ireland. Presumably, he then pulled out a keg of Guiness to those around him and said “Okay, let’s do this.”

And why not celebrate? If you have any Irish blood in you, be thankful, because it’s one of the few ethnic backgrounds that is fashionable these days. Think about it: do people go around celebrating being English? Do English people get cool movies made about them being divine assassins and fighting Daniel Day-Lewis? No; they just get to be the bad guys in sci-fi movies.

If you don’t have Irish blood in you, now is the chance to get some. And by ‘blood’ we mean ‘beer’. And by ‘beer’ we mean ‘a lot of it’.

And you can do it while wearing one of these T-shirts:

Or if that doesn’t suit, one of our other fine St Patrick’s Day T-shirts, like this one. Keep in mind that unlike Fosters beer and Australia, people in the country that Guinness is associated with actually do drink it, so don’t worry at all about being inauthentic.

We have a large enough selection of St Patrick's day t-shirts to cover all of your drinking needs. Enjoy!